(Eating slices of mango while making our breakfast)
I love fresh mango. It tastes sort of woodsy to me, you know?
(Eating mango over the sink)
I doesn't taste like wood, it tastes like Jamaica.
(pausing over the stove)
You know, it tastes like Jamaica would taste. If you ate a piece of it.
(waiting silently for this little conversation to play out)
So like, if you ate a piece of Italy, it would taste like tomatoes, if you ate a piece of Jersey, well, that would just taste like dirt. But if you ate a piece of Jamaica it would taste like mangoes... and weed.
Clearly we have some issues with Jersey :)